Scratch scratch scratch
on the door,
yes, I want to potty
more.
Scratch scratch scratch, I really do and here you do not want the goo!
It’s time to sleep, I know that’s true, and if it wasn’t me but you,
you’d go to potty in the loo.
Scratch scratch skrrch, get up now
pitty pooty poodum how
scritchy scratchy scrootchy scrow!
“Okay, okay, all right I heard you!”
(scritchy scratchy scrootchy scrow!)
“Yes yes see, I’m getting up, I’m getting up.”
“Hold on, I need to wear my shoes, put on a jacket, get your collar and leash.”
(It’s coming it’s here oh potty oh now!)
“Wait wait, lets go lets go!”
Runpitty, runtooty poodeh hoo, there’s that grass I like to chew!
“But you said you want to potty?”
Chew pull, chew chomp, chew chew chew, this is what I want to do, the moon is out with the frog tonight and I smell rain
chew chew chew!
“Rain, it’s going to rain you old cow dog, and I’m in my pyjamas, lets go! Do your potty!! Lets go!!!”
Waack waaack urkkk
that feels so good
it wasn’t potty it was puke!
and aren’t you happy I woke you?
“Oho, oh crap ! And is that rain on my hand? It’s going to rain! Come on if you’re done lets go!”
Home is home and bed is bed
and here I am
a little muddy and wet!
Shake shake shake that feels so good,
home is home, I tell you true!
My head on your pillow my paws kicking you.
From Bedtime stories for creatures
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